They snapped poor Rachel's wits
keithmoonsweddingdress:

fishforwords:

those are fucking marshmallows

no it’s popcorn

keithmoonsweddingdress:

fishforwords:

those are fucking marshmallows

no it’s popcorn

11 minutes ago with 32,809 notes — via qcontinuum27, © 221-otters-in-the-tardis



retailavenger85:

aidanyoukilime:

lokis-army-at-221b:

muggleland:

the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like a caucasian orc from the lord of the rings

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Please Azog is WAY more attractive than that guy.  If we’re comparing him to orcs, I’m thinking Mr. Potato Head.

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I JUST SPIT WATER ONTO MY COMPUTER.

5 hours ago with 173,327 notes — via lecumberbum, © muggleland



phaniels:

i want a tumblr buddy from a different country that i just exchange things with u no what i mean like they can send me candy from where they live and id send them american candy or we could send friendship bracelets and letters and drawings and just anything and itd be rly cute and frick man

8 hours ago with 58,838 notes — via confusedlittlekitty, © frickstiel



grrrlfever:

my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself

10 hours ago with 115,169 notes — via geniusbillionairesassmaster, © grrrlfever



hiddleswiggles:

redmiel:

absentlyabbie:

circusbones:

ollielephant:

ak8star:

steeples:

blua:

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card. I highly recommend getting this game for anyone who feels bored at any point throughout the week.

  • 550 cards (460 White cards and 90 Black cards)
  • 0% of the proceeds will be donated to the Make-A-Wish Foundation

Buy Here - $25.00

The best game

I have heard so many good things..and want to play this

AND THE AWARD FOR NOT GIVING A SHIT ABOUT THE THIRD WORLD IS GOD. 

THATS SO PERFECT HOLY FUCK I LOVE THIS GAME

I have no idea why we don’t have this yet.

I want this game so badly and I want to play it with people who are NOT MY STUFFY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN FAMILY

I’d play it with you.

Such fun we would have~

I want this and maybe we can play it online?

Oh I found it.

http://www.wildcardsgame.com/

Not quite sure how it works yet

13 hours ago with 61,654 notes — via pepperminttony, © blua



bangingpatchouli:

He sees her light, and she’s his darkness.

16 hours ago with 1,083 notes — via capitolconcotion, © theongreyjoyes



Chihiro you little shit

19 hours ago with 1 note
#spirited away



ITS 11PM ON SUNDAY NIGHT AND IVE DONE ALL OF NO HOMEWORK THIS IS SERIOUSLY HOW IM GOING TO BE LIKE FOR THE REST OF MY SCHOOLING CAREER ALL OF FIVE MONTHS LEFT

19 hours ago



my automatic response for “i like you a lot” is “i like me a lot too”

20 hours ago with 1 note



*evil benedict voice* woohoo

20 hours ago with 3 notes
#benedict cumberbatch #graham nortan show



it has recently come to my attention that i say “dude” too much

21 hours ago
#personal #dude



Anyone ever find random glitter on themselves?

leander-ligo:

the-tardis-of-221b:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

forsciencejohn:

julianplowden:

like where does this shit be coming from?

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am I a fucking fairy?

glitter is the herpes of craft supplies because it gets on you once and then pops up unexpectedly for the rest of your life at the most inopportune moments

there’s a gay silence nearby just throwing glitter at people just to fuck with them

There are two kinds of people

And one of them is fabulous

21 hours ago with 121,036 notes — via adventurewhappiness, © julianplowden